An old persons poem.

 

 

Fed up with the new WordPress editor

Are you unhappy with the new editor like myself and 1,000s more, read on.

If your posting an article or editing an existing post their are two ways to make it easier, and miss the new editor to use the old one which is easier.  

Bad weather around the world.

I have been around long enough to know that the weather in Briton and around the world has got worse, especially over this last ten years.When i was young ( eon’s ago ) summer was summer and winter was winter and you could depend on it.  Snow, frost, fog, rain in the winter and long clear hot days in the summer. Now you would not know if it’s summer or winter.

Going to the shops

Do you miss a period, are you worried.

Do you miss a period, are you worried, do you even care about it, do you know you missed a period.

I think missing a period or several periods doe’s not matter at all, do you or other people really care or do they even know when you missed a period, its not the end of the world, life will carry on as normal.

To me a period is nothing to worry about, its either there are not, its not going to hurt anyone even the person who missed the period.

2013 in review

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 47,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 17 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.

Click here to see the complete report.

Why do tits go south.

I have often wondered why tits go south.

Is it because of gravity, something in their genes or is it inherited.

There must be something that pulls the tits south.

Is it because of the sun, moon or the stars.

There really is no answer, because all tits don’t go south.

Do you know different, have you a reason.

Leave your answer below please.

Creation verses Evolution .

Creation

It is said that, creation and the making of Adam and Eve happened at the same time.

The date when Adam and Eve were made happened at 4004 BC which was the year worked out by scholar’s Archbishop Ussher, Rabbi Yossi also worked a date but Rabbi Yossi makes the date 3760BC.

These dates have been worked out be studying the Bible and using genealogy which i’m sure took many years.

Do you know everything.

For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything

Here’s A Refreasher Course….

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma

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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times

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Donkeys kill more people annually 

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

Ginger haired people, we can help you.

Zimbabwe Therapy Clinic

We are a well known Therapy Clinic treating thousands of unfortunate ginger haired people, who are misunderstood and find it hard to make and also keep close friends. We found a lot of people go through life on their own.

At the Mugabe Clinic here in Zimbabwe which was started by our beloved leader, he died his hair black when he was young. We decided to start a clinic in Briton because there a lot of gingers who live and work there and also it will be a good opportunity to make a lot of money.

Harry says goodbye.

I have been doing this for a long time now, it seems like a life time.

So i have made a decision to stop, to give it up, do it no more.

It’s been a very hard one for me to make one of the hardest, i have tried before but failed on quite a few occasions.

So now i have decided enough is enough, to do my utmost to call it a day not only for me but also my wife.

What i have learned.

I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just shit.

I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

Happy New Year

I would like to wish everyone a happy and prosperous new year, and to thank you all for your support throughout the year with your visits, comments and likes.