The path

Within in an outward light

shines the path to life

repeated time an again

never diverting

on it’s journey

Road signs story.

The road signs below contain a message.

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funny photos for you.

Do Dogs go to Heaven?

Hysterical!

Absolutely unreal that this actually happened!

These two churches face each other across a busy street.

European Plastic Shopping Bags_ Humour

 They have a great sense of humour.
European Plastic Bags

NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER

NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER

Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.Randier than a sailor who’s been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer’s hand an inch above your knee.

First let’s take the paceman, pure speed from first to last,

My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.

Then there’s the medium pacer, his balls swing either way;
He’s really most persistent and can keep it up all day!

Funny photos.

 

A warning to men about woman

Below is a warning for all men about woman, please read carefully and take care.

Jokes that can be told in Church.

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.

One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’

The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.

It’s probably just your Dad..’

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”

The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today ithe happiest day of her life.’

The child thought about this for a moment then said,

‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

Oscar Pistorius

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?

Funny evolution photos

 

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