Oscar Pistorius Jokes.


It didn’t take long, did it?

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don’t try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.

Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.

When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?

Absolutely shocking news from South Africa.
White man arrested for murder.

Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn’t mean he’s unarmed.

Surely Oscar Pistorious cant be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she’s someone else!

I take it Oscar Pistorius’s girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.

What do you call a room full of dead people?
An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.

Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name.
Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.

A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That’s prosthetic… i mean pathetic.

I think it’s safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won’t be getting his leg over tonight.

And the Oscar goes to…

Thank you to JO for these jokes.

15 responses to “Oscar Pistorius Jokes.

  1. Oh Harry, you just can’t help yourself, can you? πŸ™‚

  2. Ha ha ha! Love em. Thanks Harry. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

  3. Hahah!

  4. LOL> Shared your blog on FB.

  5. You bad, bad , man … “Oscar Pistorius”
    I know I wont be able to get your mug out of my mind on St Patty’s Day, Harry, so, I’m pretending you’re actually….somebody else.
    Problem is, I can’t think of anyone else at the moment…So, I’m closing this comment section and watching some cartoons.
    Have a great day.

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  7. I absolutely LOVED this one!
    Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn’t mean he’s unarmed.
    And the prosthetic… pathetic one too πŸ™‚

  8. Brilliant jokes. Oscar is a very strange, unstable character.

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