Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
He says they are Armed separatists / Pro-Russian activists. The way they are going around the country taking over buildings etc, i think they are troops from Russia, plus he has massed his troops just over the border ready to invade.
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.
They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.”
“Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon.”
With renewed hope, they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor.
‘Not a chance,” she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’
‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him a ‘Newfie Viagra’.
‘What is Newfie Viagra?’ she asked.
‘It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.’
The first charges in British history over female genital mutilation have been brought against two men – one of whom is a doctor.
Dr Dhanuson Dharmasena, 31, who was working at the Whittington Hospital in north London, and 40-year-old Hasan Mohamed, who is not a medic, will face charges under the Female Genital Mutilation Act.
It is claimed the doctor from Ilford, east London, carried out the procedure on a woman who had given birth at the hospital’s maternity unit in November 2012.
A Metropolitan Police spokesman said: ‘The charges follow an investigation by officers from Islington borough after an allegation was reported to police via a third party. Likely to be someone helping in the operating room.
How can any parent let their child go though this torture, because that’s what it is, it’s about time Briton started to prosecute these people doing the act.
Never mind who they are, where they come from, or what religion they are put the doctors and their parents in jail.
The photos are bad so i’ll leave it up to you to view them.
See the photos here
The crew switched of all radar and the means to track and find the plane, known as ACARS and the transponder, now we learn that a company in London who track planes has said they turned round and flew for five hours before disappearing.
I have been around long enough to know that the weather in Briton and around the world has got worse, especially over this last ten years.When i was young ( eon’s ago ) summer was summer and winter was winter and you could depend on it. Snow, frost, fog, rain in the winter and long clear hot days in the summer. Now you would not know if it’s summer or winter.