Tag Archives: joke’s

The worlds longest snake

This is the worlds longest snake ever found the video is only 20sec’s long so please watch.

As it says watch on full screen and even turn the sound up.

The path

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Within in an outward light

shines the path to life

repeated time an again

never diverting

on it’s journey
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funny photos for you.

Funny pictures.

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Every man hates this answer
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European Plastic Shopping Bags_ Humour

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 They have a great sense of humour.
European Plastic Bags

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NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER

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NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER
Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,
Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.Randier than a sailor who’s been six months at sea,
Never let a cricketer’s hand an inch above your knee.

First let’s take the paceman, pure speed from first to last,

My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.

Then there’s the medium pacer, his balls swing either way;
He’s really most persistent and can keep it up all day!
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Jokes that can be told in Church.

type102Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.

One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’

The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.

It’s probably just your Dad..’

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”

The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today ithe happiest day of her life.’

The child thought about this for a moment then said,

‘So why is the groom wearing black?’

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Oscar Pistorius

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New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!
She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?
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Funny evolution photos

More Aunty Acid.

Yaya Sisters, funny photos.

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Be sure to read the diet at the end

The Yaya Sisters

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Funny medical terms, Part one.

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ARTERY———————————–The study of art.

BENIGN————————————After you are eight.

BACTERIA——————————–Back door to a cafeteria.

BARIUM————————————What doctors do when patients die.

CESAREAN SECTION—————–A neighbourhood in Rome.

CATSCAN———————————-Searching for kitty.

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