What is Old?
“OLD” IS WHEN….. Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Choose one, I can’t do both!”
“OLD” IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.
“OLD” IS WHEN. A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
“OLD” IS WHEN…. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. You are cautioned to slow down by…. The doctor instead of by the police.
“OLD” IS WHEN…. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fibre today.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.
“OLD” IS WHEN….. An “all-nighter” means not getting up to wee.
dribblingpensioner 
shame about dark globe’
Yes I beginning to recognise one or two now…;)
I’m doing the last one.
Its a lot of work with a lot of sites, i took down two of my forums and i might take down one blog.
Old is anyone 30 years older than I am!
Lorna that must be really old then 🙂
Oh, just 80 something. Not so old…
meaning you think you still have 30 years before you get old?…i can tell you 30 isn’t a long period of time
I know! The last 30 years just zipped by. No fair!
I love your copyright notice. The worst offense of that was having a ‘close friend’ steal my post and put it on her page! Needless to say, we are not quite so close now. ; )
Thank you for visiting, i don’t mind re-blogs, they can steal as long as they ask me first 🙂
Then it isn’t stealing ~ ha! I promise to ask first. 🙂
Your not 80 something Lorna, that would mean the other person is over 100.
YIP! A few of those sound familiar 🙂
Great.. and hysterically funny post.
What I;d like to know is if 55-60 is a senior than what is someone who in their 80- 90’s?
I’ve been scratching my head over this since turning…ahem.. you guesed it 55. I still have no answer.
Lots of answers 🙂 really passed it, nearing death, an old senior.
LOL ! maybe I’ll pass this on to my parents.
Why not Ren 🙂
And I have all of this to look forward to… 😉
Yes Lance i’m nearing it 🙂
lol. interesting
Thanks nightlake 🙂