I’m growing older fast
retirement is good
some people don’t like it
but all i can say is:
My golden years
are here at last
I need glasses to see
and its very slow to pee
Its dificult to chew
even harder to screw
My memory shrinks
And my hearing stinks
No teeth in my gum
but piles in my bum
Hair no longer grows on my head
But out my ears and nose instead
Lost my sense of smell
and i’m looking like hell
Hair starting to wane
legs full of pain
Body’s starting to droop
I have trouble with poop
My golden years
are here at last
So my golden years
can kiss my ass
Posted in my poetry site Poets Corner
dribblingpensioner 
Reblogged this on yasniger and commented:
Gets you thinking about the inevitable
It does and thank you.
Nice piece….. Thanks for sharing it
And you have more hair growing out of your nose than you do on your head
Thanks PIP, i need something to thyme with nose.
My hair no longer grows out of my head
But out of my ears and nose instead!
Thanks PIP i’ll add that 🙂
Love it Harry 😀 I may not have gotten to “retirement age” but my head and body have LOL. I relate so well 😉
A lot of men will Steve and thanks for calling and for following.
Fabulous!!
The future Steve 🙂
Fabulous – unfortunately, on some of these – I know exactly what you mean!!!!
Don’t we all 🙂