Ring-ring, ring-ring, ring bloody ring.
Hello, tip-top pizzas here.
Is that tip-top pizzas.
Yes, how can i help.
I got a pizza delivered 10 minutes ago and it’s not right.
Sorry to hear that sir, whats seems to be the problem with it.
Well, i took it out of the box and there are no toppings.
It’s just the base, no cheese, no tomato, nothing on it.
That’s impossible sir, are you sure your right.
I took it out of the box and it’s just the base I’m looking at now.
I’ll call the boss sir.
Hello sir, i have been told the problem, was this delivered to you.
Yes, about 20 minutes ago now.
Ok, what doe’s it say on the top of the box.
Hold on to i turn it over I’m looking at the bottom.
Large pizza with 4 toppings.
Ok, do you want me to send another one out right away.
Could you hold on for one minute please.
I’m sorry, i have got a problem.
Well sir, you can’t blame me, i don’t know you, see your doctor.
No it’s nothing like that, i’m a married man.
Ok sir, what is the problem then.
Cancel the pizza, everything is ok.
Why sir, do you mind me asking you why?
I took the pizza out of the box upside down.
No answer came back for all the laughing.