Horses in the race are:
1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosum
10. Merry Cherry
They’re At the Post: They’re off!
Conscience is left behind at the post.
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a big hurry.
Heavy Bosum is being pressured.
Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson is in a very tight
spot.
At the Halfway Mark it’s Bare Belly on top.
Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.
Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.
At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.
Big Johnson is making a final drive.
Passionate Lady is coming.
At The Finish It’s Big Johnson giving everything he’s got and Passionate Lady takes everything Big Johnson has to offer.
It looks like a dead heat, but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.
Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up.
Clean Sheets never had a chance.
dribblingpensioner 
Brilliant! Just what I needed right now Harry – thanks!
Thanks Marcia, glad i could help you out 🙂
Oh my!
AgL, so you enjoyed it 🙂
Oh, I see what you did there!! Wicked (in many ways)!
Wicked indeed i enjoyed it when i first got it.
You know… I’ve heard that Big Johnson is hung like a horse…
Or maybe a donkey.
OMG !!! You are sooooooooooo twisted. Funny but twisted…
I enjoy twisted 🙂
ROFLMAO!
V W, glad i could be of service.
Horses are noble creatures… 🙂
As Steve said, big Johnston must be 🙂
Ooh! I feel all hot and bothered now, Harry. Lol 🙂
Jessie at least you got something out of it 🙂
I thought this post might be a commentary on today’s Preakness Stakes. But your “race” is more entertaining!
Merlin,my race is far better, more interesting 😆
Perhaps this year’s Kentucky Derby winner “I’ll Have Another” will factor into your next race.
You never know, and thank you for your visit.
Phew I needed that – I’m exhausted !!
Good race Caroline, you enjoyed it 🙂
Absolutely!!
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You must be a fan of master bates and seaman staines. Don’t we all love captain pugwash?
Captain Pugwash, that takes me back a long time 🙂
I like how you started the race with Conscience being left on the post! hilariously funny! 🙂
You have to leave your conscience out of many things 🙂
lol. and I’m thinking if passionate didn’t lady take everything big johnson has to offer, she would have won the race. 🙂
Heard a similar a race years ago. Only, another horse added called “Maggie’s ass” and Maggie’s ass had been scratched. Also, Big Johnson started out the race by jumping out by nine inches.
Thanks for your comment Bill.