Horse race commentary.

Horses in the race are:

1. Passionate Lady
2. Bare Belly
3. Silk Panties
4. Conscience
5. Jockey Shorts
6. Clean Sheets
7. Thighs
8. Big Johnson
9. Heavy Bosum
10. Merry Cherry

They’re At the Post: ย They’re off!

Conscience is left behind at the post.

Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a big hurry.

Heavy Bosum is being pressured.

Passionate lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson is in a very tight

At the Halfway Mark it’s Bare Belly on top.

Thighs opens up and Big Johnson is pressed in.

Heavy Bosum is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.

Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.

Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson.

At The Stretch Merry Cherry cracks under the strain.

Big Johnson is making a final drive.

Passionate Lady is coming.

At The Finish It’s Big Johnson giving everything he’s got and Passionate Lady takes everythingย Big Johnson has to offer.

It looks like a dead heat, but Big Johnson squirts through and wins by a head.

Heavy Bosum weakens and Thighs pulls-up.

Clean Sheets never had a chance.

31 responses to “Horse race commentary.

  1. Brilliant! Just what I needed right now Harry – thanks!

  2. Oh, I see what you did there!! Wicked (in many ways)!

  3. You know… I’ve heard that Big Johnson is hung like a horse…

  4. OMG !!! You are sooooooooooo twisted. Funny but twisted…

  5. Horses are noble creatures… ๐Ÿ™‚

  6. Ooh! I feel all hot and bothered now, Harry. Lol ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. I thought this post might be a commentary on today’s Preakness Stakes. But your “race” is more entertaining!

  8. Phew I needed that – I’m exhausted !!

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  10. You must be a fan of master bates and seaman staines. Don’t we all love captain pugwash?

  11. I like how you started the race with Conscience being left on the post! hilariously funny! ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Heard a similar a race years ago. Only, another horse added called “Maggie’s ass” and Maggie’s ass had been scratched. Also, Big Johnson started out the race by jumping out by nine inches.

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