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A warning to men about woman

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Below is a warning for all men about woman, please read carefully and take care.

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Joke: The Hotel Bill

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The Hotel Bill

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday
by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.  When she checked out the
next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.

She demanded to know why the charge was so high. “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay!  I didn’t even have breakfast.”

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Hello from AUNTY ACID !!!! 2

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More life remarks from Aunty Acid.

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Hello from AUNTY ACID !!!!

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The life of Aunty Acid.

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Woman drivers.

A Woman, a Ford & a Mattress.

A woman ran over a mattress on the highway, and decided not to worry and kept on driving.

It caught on the undercarriage of her Ford. The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enough to tear a hole in the fuel tank.

The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to its knees..

She had still managed to drive 30 more miles with A 60-pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.

She Had it Towed To Her Ford Dealership And Complained That The Vehicle Had A “Sort Of Shimmy” When She Was Driving At High Speeds.

Attached Are The Photos Of What They Found At Her Ford Dealership.

The Last Photo Is By Far The Best.

Sort Of A Shimmy!!” — I’ll Bet It Did!

The Ford Mechanics Still Can’t Believe Their Eyes.

And Still Wondering How To Remove It!

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A WOMEN’S REVENGE

I was working at the checkout in the supermarket one day.
‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after packing item’s the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked.
No, she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.

A WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheatie’s box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

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