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a funny family tree


Hi there…this is me.
Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains.
I love being a babe hound.
Girls make spit roll down my chin.
I have a stomach problem and fart a lot.

This is my mom.
She has lots of boyfriends.
One of them has a job.
She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.

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