Enjoy all the one liners.
- Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornados and hail.
- You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
- I plead contemporary insanity.
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it
- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
- With a calendar, your days are numbered.
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