Making a baby.
This is hilarious!
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family
On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’
A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action Group.
She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. No one was improving.
Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said “If any of you can tell me, without stuttering, the name of the town where you were born.
I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water.
So, who wants to go first?”
An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients.As he approached the receptionist’s desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
He gave her his name.
A short post about me looking for a job.
Being a pensioner with plenty of time on my hands and someone who can always use a little extra cash i was looking for a part-time job. Nothing to hard and I did not want to start early and also finish about four o’clock.
Posted in writing
Tagged hookers, job, jobs, looking for work, madam, part time job, prostitute, sex, sex story, Sex trade, where to find prostitutes
This poem was sent to me by email, but if you let me know the poet i will give them credit for it.
Please enjoy it because it think its great.
Sex with a Cowboy.
Prior to her trip to Calgary Alberta, Carol (a blonde chick from England), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country.
1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Que.
2.. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.
Posted in jokes, photos
Tagged blonde chick, condoms, cowboy and sex, cowboy country, rodeo, sex, sex and a cowboy, sex with a local cowboy, trip to Calgary Alberta, western Bar-B-Que
Subject: Sex or Golf
Four guys were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how
nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and
without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and
play a round.
His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it. We’ll make it a
priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the
Out on your motorbike
With no crash helmet.
It ends up in hospital.
You needed protection.
In the local brothel.
Girls are working hard.
Security mans on guard.
They all have protection.
This post is for your children to enjoy its all about S.E.X.
It will give them something to try, instead of sitting in front of the TV or their game boxes wasting their time.
Adults may enjoy it to, joining in, helping them.
Sex stands for.