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Embarrassing medical exams

1….. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .’
My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs – – – and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , San Francisco.
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2… At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.’Big breaths,’. . . I instructed.
‘Yes, they used to be,’. . .replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes , Seattle , WA
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Poem: Age

The bones are creaking.

Joints in pain.

Starting to swell.

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Woman’s Hormone Guide

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Men, this is a guide just for you, to help you keep on the right side of your wife.

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The Places I Have and Have Not Been

Places I Have and Have Not Been.

I have been in many places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. You can not fly, you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my family, friends and those here I have worked.

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