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Why, do woman need men.

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.  Here’s an update for you.


Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
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POTENT COFFEE

type102A woman (of Irish decent) of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido.

‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor.
‘Not a chance,” she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’

‘Not a problem,’ replied the doctor. ‘Give him a ‘Newfie Viagra’.
‘What is Newfie Viagra?’ she asked.

‘It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.’

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One Liner Jokes.

Enjoy all the one liners.

  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  • Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
  • Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornados and hail.
  • You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
  • I plead contemporary insanity.
  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  • Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it
  • How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
  • I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
  • With a calendar, your days are numbered.
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