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Embarrassing medical exams

1….. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .’
My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs – – – and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , San Francisco.
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2… At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall.’Big breaths,’. . . I instructed.
‘Yes, they used to be,’. . .replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes , Seattle , WA
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