Oscar Pistorius

type102
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!
She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?

Things aren’t that bad, Oscar Pistorius. He has the court’s best car parking space.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant O.J. Simpson?
Surely Oscar Pistorius isn’t the first man to wake up legless during Valentine’s night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she’s somebody else?
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes ” Just Don’t Do It.”
Hollywood are doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner.
Well I guess we should count ourselves lucky Oscar Pistorius was competing in the men’s 400m at the Olympics, and not starting it.
Oscar Pistorius has said he won’t be entering any further races. I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he’s in prison.
Advertisements

3 responses to “Oscar Pistorius

  1. Don’t get me started on Oscar…can’t believe that judge.
    He couldn’t have know he would kill someone when shooting through a door FOUR times?
    WTF?
    Yes, he will be president if Zuma ever leaves.
    Or at least minister of injustice.

I appreciate any comments you leave, and thank you for reading my posts and please call back again.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s