New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints!
She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right?
Things aren’t that bad, Oscar Pistorius. He has the court’s best car parking space.
Things aren’t that bad, Oscar Pistorius. He has the court’s best car parking space.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant O.J. Simpson?
Surely Oscar Pistorius isn’t the first man to wake up legless during Valentine’s night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she’s somebody else?
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes ” Just Don’t Do It.”
Hollywood are doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner.
Well I guess we should count ourselves lucky Oscar Pistorius was competing in the men’s 400m at the Olympics, and not starting it.
Oscar Pistorius has said he won’t be entering any further races. I think he has to worry more about different races entering him, once he’s in prison.
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Don’t get me started on Oscar…can’t believe that judge.
He couldn’t have know he would kill someone when shooting through a door FOUR times?
WTF?
Yes, he will be president if Zuma ever leaves.
Or at least minister of injustice.
He did know, why not ring the police no one could get out the bathroom was at the back.
I don’t even think he’ll go to prison.
Of course he knew…he has a vicious temper.
If she lets him off with a slap on the wrist I think the state will appeal.