Why, do woman need men.

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.  Here’s an update for you.

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders.You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials . You can’t believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Government Bonds.They take so long to mature.

8. Men are like Department Stores… Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

9.Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.

12. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

16 responses to “Why, do woman need men.

  1. Girl marries a man called wright , what she didn’t know then that his first name was always

  2. Harry delete the first comment please

  3. So true…that’s why I am happily single

  4. Why, do women need men? To kill creepy crawlies…

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