Mammograms

Chronicles of Illusions

Because sometimes we all need a giggle…my thanks to my friend for e-mailing me this. It sure made me laugh !!!

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While conducting some business   at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady,
Who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say,
“Your Honor, I’m guilty but…..there were extenuating circumstances.”

The female Judge said, sarcastically, “I’d certainly like to hear
Those extenuating circumstances.” I did too, soooo…… I listened as
The lady told her story.

“Your Honour, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept.
I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to
ear and she tilted her head to one side and crooned, “Hi! I’m Belinda!
All I need you to do is step into this room right here, strip to the
waist, then slip on this gown. Everything clear?”

I’m thinking, “Belinda, try decaf. This isn’t rocket science.”

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