Alert, Please re-set your password.

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This is an alert that has went out from all the major security providers, to protect you from a vicious virus that has just been sent out.

Below is a Response i got when i tried to re-set one of my passwords.

Resetting The Password against a virus threat.

“Sorry, your password is under threat – you mustΒ register a new one.”
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roses

“Sorry, too few characters.”

pretty roses

“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.”

1 pretty rose

“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.”

1prettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.”

1fuckingprettyrose

“Sorry, you must use at least one upper case character.”

1FUCKINGprettyrose

“Sorry, you cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.”

1FuckingPrettyRose

“Sorry, you must use no fewer than 20 total characters.”

1FuckingPrettyRose/ShovedUpYourAss/IfYouDon’tGiveMe/AccessRightFuckingNow!

“Sorry, you cannot use punctuation.”

1FuckingPrettyRoseShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessRightFuckingNow

“Sorry, that password is already in use.”

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I HAD TO PASS THIS ONE ALONG!!!

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20 responses to “Alert, Please re-set your password.

  1. hahaha! That’s funny sir :p

  2. OMG Harry, that’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day! lol:

  3. Hahahaha! Oh i havent laughed like that for weeks now! πŸ˜€

  4. Haha! This is absolutely hilarious!! Thanks for the massive laugh!! πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

  5. LOL We obviously use the same providers and someone else beat you to the frustration phase phrase LOL πŸ˜€

  6. how about “if you don’t accept my password now I will throw my computer out of the window without having opened it?” Answer “sorry, spaces are not allowed in passwords/your password is to long”!

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