For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
Here’s A Refreasher Course….
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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times
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Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley’s gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?
That women are going in the ‘right’ direction…?
That women are going in the ‘right’ direction…?
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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the first ‘Marlboro Man.’
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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs… but, not downstairs.
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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo,
and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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And the best for last…
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)
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So…
So…
NOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on…
and go move your toothbrush!
dribblingpensioner 
Oh my, great post Harry! Have you ever seen this?
They cheated 🙂
Absolutely, but I gotta give ’em credit for going that extra mile! 😀
Put the lid down in your toilet when you flush and poo particles won’t fly through the air onto your toothbrush. That is what the lid is for.
Men don’t put the lid down, i thought every woman new that 🙂
These are fabulous, Harry!! I especially enjoyed learning about the oak tree, as it infers I’m pretty much on track as far as productivity schedules. Thanks for keeping us entertainingly informed–you’re a pearl, so stay away from the vinegar! God bless you–love, Caddo
Thank you Caddo
These are great. Love this kind of info. Humorous and very entertaining. :)x
Lots more of that type here 🙂
Oh good! :)x
Cheered me up !!
Glad i could help 🙂
😉
LOL 😆 Harry you’re something else!! Dust from Dead Skin…no wonder I’m losing so much damn weight!! 😦
Don’t worry about the dead skin in the bed, the bed bugs will eat it 😦
I will be moving my toothbrush and I may try the apple thing.
A good move.
fully enlightened… great post Harry. 😉
Hope you do some of them Gerry 🙂
Reblogged this on Oyia Brown.
Thank you
Yes, I know that 😀
Actually Venus, and all planets, can rotate either clockwise or counter-clockwise, depending on your perspective. And, I have heard a duck’s quack echo … but I don’t know why.
I love these..and yes I am folding the paper LOLs..
Thanks Harry…Great post
Take Care
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Thanks lady, how did you do with the paper.
I could only get 7 folds LOLs..
I knew quite of few of these, but was surprised about donkeys being so dangerous. And they’re so cute…
I knew that about the donkeys
Great post, as ever – made me think and made me smile – most interesting one was the duck! Oh and my family call me Myrtle the Turtle so I have shared on FB for that last fact….cheers Harry!
Thanks Marcia, when i click your blog name, it cannot be found.
The address is: http://marciajkenyon.wordpress.com/ but it’s still called nuggetsandpearls – maybe I should look into it, perhaps i’m confusing things. Thanks for letting me know. Keep up with the good posts, you make me laugh!
That link works, your going to have to check and change the hhtp in personal setting/account details, you may have changed it at one time because i know the old one did work. Below is where i mean.
Username dribblingpensioner (Change)
E-mail (required your email) Used for notifications, not published.
Website (wordpress link) Automatically linked when you make comments.
Hi Harry, I keep coming back to this message and don’t know if the link works now or not? Could I trouble you to try it again pls? I’ve tried it myself by linking from a comment I’ve made and am concerned that it doesn’t bring people to my blog. Sorry to trouble you, just not sure where I’m going wrong and I’ve done what you suggested. Just a bit WP rusty, that’s all! Thanks in advance 🙂 I need people to know I’m out here…
Its still the same, if you let me into your blog I will try to fix it. you need to go to dashboard, users, invite new at the name put in dribblingpensioner, ( role ) administrator, message, just say hello you can take me out at anytime, its the same I use for invites. I am admin on another two blogs to help people Do you know all your security on your pc.
No, I just checked it was your blog name needs fixed. You need it fixed before you do anything, did you get my email about fixing it.
Hahaha!!! 🙂
Thanks Chris, when i click your blog title, it goes to another site.
Oh!! Does ti go to Perfect Imperfection? I have a flower photo blog too, but I set it up as journeyintopietry. Dont know how else to do it. *big sigh* and today I have a sliced in two finger, courtesy of a vegetable peeler, so I cant be bothered with anything!!!!! E erything’s a huge bummer today! :(. 😦
Sorry to hear about the fingers, but they will mend 🙂
It goes here http://ww1.worfpress.com/ don’t know how.
Well God knows what that’s all about! 🙂
I have asked a question on the forum so i might get an answer later.
Thanks Harry! 😊
Chris, can you go to this link and read it and then decide what you want to do.
http://en.forums.wordpress.com/topic/blog-name-going-to-strange-site?replies=3#post-1478590