hundreds dozens, a few faults and bless them, they go through life not knowing they have them, thinking i’m perfect.
So i have tried to set a few of them out here and when they read it and realize, ‘ me , well they can try to correct it for the rest of mankind.
There will be few that may be beyond their
logic mind control, but with help and being taught how to, they should be able to master them.
1. They leave the toilet seat down, why, you only have to lift it the next time you go.
2. They cannot reverse into a parking bay, a few lessons would help.
3. Need to spread some news you just heard, tell a woman.
4. If you need to keep a secret, don’t tell a woman.
5. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer.
6. Men might go shopping with you, but they would rather watch paint dry.
7. When we are watching sport on TV, only speak during the commercials.
8. You buy to many clothes and shoes, you will never wear them all.
9. We don’t understand your hidden meanings, speak out, tell us what you mean.
10. Men don’t understand shopping, so why expect us to go with you.
11. Why can you not be ready to go out at the same time as men.