THE FIRST 2012 OLYMPICS

It’s 2012 and it’s the Olympics in London .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven’t got tickets.

The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
” McTavish , Scotland ,” he says, “Discus” and in he walks.

The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
” Waddington-Smythe , England ” he says, “Pole vault” and in he walks.

The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.

“O’Malley, Ireland ” he says, “Fencing.”
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14 responses to “THE FIRST 2012 OLYMPICS

  1. I like that funny! 🙂

  2. That is sooooo funny!

  3. Hah ha. Nice one!

  4. Cute! That barbed wire would hurt a bit.

  5. Not heard that before – it won a chortle from me 😀

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