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Monthly Archives: July 2012
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’
and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.
“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter,”but for a million euros you’ve only got one life-line left, phone a friend.
Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?”
“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”
Originally posted on 0to60reviews:
It doesn’t seem like an entire year since 0to60reviews began with its very first article, No. 1 – time really does fly… Since then, with the help of my trusty co-administrator DM, I like to think that we’ve made a lot of progress, improving our articles and tailoring them to our small, but truly valuable following.
We’re very grateful to each and every person who visits our site. I’ll briefly mention just a couple of people who have helped us out from the off:
Harry a.k.a dribblingpensioner – You have literally been our ‘go to guy’ from Day 1 with your kind help, advice and support in the early days when we here at 0to60 were not so WordPress savvy – your blogs are outstandingly witty, and you’ve a colossal following to prove that. (A link to Harry’s blog can be found in the blogroll on the right of your…
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A child is a blessing.
To love and behold.
To nurture, to care for.
And watch it mature.
“The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not winning but taking part; the essential thing in life is not conquering but fighting well.”
– Pierre de Coubertin (primarily responsible for the revival of the Olympic Games in 1894)
Originally posted on Jokes And Humour World:
When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.
Oprah asked, ‘Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working, and at your age I think that is remarkable.’
George Burns said, ‘I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I do it.’
Oprah said, ‘I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age.’
George said, ‘Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it.’
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A brilliant song to listen to, i had to watch the whole thing.
Its all about looping and triggering vocal sound.
A simple QUIZ, try not to cheat by going past the arrows to see the answer, but i know you will .
YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?
I could not find the photographers, but i would like to credit them for their work.
If any-one knows them please let me know, thank you.
THE FRENCH- A USELESS RACE OF PEOPLE
Somewhat unflattering – albeit, amusing – observations about the French, which we all know from experience are untrue- well mostly!(?)
” France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from those drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes.” Mark Twain
“I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.” General George S. Patton
“Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.” Norman Schwarzkopf
“We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it.” Marge Simpson