Retirement Questions And Answers.

Retirement !!!Β 

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for a senior who still works and refuses to retire?
Answer: Nuts

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: As soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Or move back in there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.spiked !

Question: What’s the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he worked with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING…. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

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43 responses to “Retirement Questions And Answers.

  1. Six Saturdays and one Sunday, sounds like heaven to me. LOL

  2. The last one is the best!

  3. The never ending Coffee Break.spiked…i am not retired but know this one Harry

  4. Funny πŸ™‚ No wonder they smile a lot too!

  5. This is lovely Harry. I’m going to send this link to quite a few folk today who I KNOW will identify with this – and laugh happily at the thought of it!

  6. ‘Question: Why does a retiree say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he worked with?
    Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.’

    Hah! That’s my favourite!

  7. I can’t wait….I’m almost there. Life begins at 65. WooHoo!

  8. It's a Wiccan Life

    This is too funny! πŸ™‚ My Granny just “retired” I’m going to have to show her these! Hope you’re enjoying your retirement.

  9. hahahahhahaha your life sounds great!

  10. I’ll have to copy the list and keep it somewhere safe so I can check when it’s my turn (if that ever comes now they start raising the age one can retire). Very funny Harry.

  11. I’ve nominated you for the sunshine blogger award πŸ™‚ http://drawingroomdays.wordpress.com/2012/06/08/bring-on-the-sun/

    – Karen

  12. Thanks very much Karen i left a comment πŸ™‚

  13. I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. Please check out my blog for details – http://81dayswontlastforever.wordpress.com
    Congratulations
    Alicia and Molly

  14. Asifa Zunaidha

    “Question: Why does a retiree say he doesn’t miss work, but misses the people he worked with?
    Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.” we do it even without retirement πŸ˜‰

  15. Can’t afford to retire with the price of gas and food but do know about the “spare room”. Mine is always full of stuff I’m “storing” for people who moved out LONG ago! LOL

  16. Man I can’t wait until I reach your age.

  17. Yup! That about sums it up ….

  18. alter a couple of these- change the word from retiree to student- its the same!

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