The Difference Between Small Breasts and Large Breasts.
Women with big breasts.
• ..can get a taxi on the worst days.
• ..have a neat place to carry spare change.
• ..have always been the centre of the arts.
• ..make jogging a spectator sport.
• ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub.
• ..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie.
• ..always float better.
• ..know where to look first for lost earrings.
• ..rarely lack for a slow dance partner.
• ..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner.
Always know where to find the food we just dropped.
Can make a great little movie just by jumping on a trampoline.
Women with small breasts.
• ..don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public.
• ..always look younger.
• ..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap.
• ..can always see their toes and shoes.
• ..can sleep on their stomachs.
• ..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars.
• ..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts.
• ..can come late to a theatre and not disrupt an entire aisle.
• ..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.
Do not need breast reduction surgery.
Do not have back issues due to the large boulders in the front.
Can wear a top or shirt without a bra.
Their breasts won’t reach down to their ankles as age sets in.