Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

You must read these out loud to get the best effect.

That’s not right ………………………………………………………Sum Ting Wong.

Are you harbouring a fugitive…………………………………….Hu Yu Hai Ding.

See me ASAP………………………………………………………………Kum Hia Qik.

Stupid man………………………………………………………………………Dum Fux.

Small horse………………………………………………………………….Tai Ni Po Ni.

Did you go to the beach……………………………………………..Wai Yu So Tan.

I bumped the coffee table…………………………………Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni.

I think you need a face lift………………………………………………Chin Tu Fat.

It’s very dark in here……………………………………………………..Wai So Dim.

This is a no parking zone……………………………………………….No Pah King.

Staying out of sight………………………………………………………..Lei Ying LO.

He’s cleaning his car…………………………………………………Wai Yu Shin Ka.

Your body odour is offensive……………………………………….Yu Stin Ki Pu.

Great……………………………………………………………………….Fa Kin Su Pah.

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16 responses to “Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

  1. Hahahahaha that’s so hilarious 😄

  2. HaHa!!!! These are Su Pah Fun Ni!

  3. AGL now you can speak Chinese 🙂

  4. Fa Kin Su Pah Li Ting 🙂

  5. I’ll bookmark this post for whenever I go to China! Mai Kum In Andi.

  6. Bloody good what! 😀 from Rai Ling the Chinese fence. Lol.

  7. lol Chin Tu Fat is my favorite!

  8. I think the only thing i’ll remember is Dum Fux 😆

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