The seven dwarfs meet the pope.

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

‘Grumpy, my son,’ says the Pope, ‘What can I do for you?’

Grumpy asks, ‘Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?’

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, ‘No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.’

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, ‘Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?’

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, ‘No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, ‘Mr Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?’

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, ‘I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.’

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting……

‘Grumpy shagged a penguin!’
‘Grumpy shagged a penguin!’

30 responses to “The seven dwarfs meet the pope.

  1. hypercryptical

    Naughty – but nice and very funny!

    Anna :o]

  2. thanks for the giggle!

  3. Ha ha Oh no! A penguin! Hilarious!

  4. That’s a HOLY HORROR!!!! hahaha!
    Have a great weekend!

  5. Quite superb, started my day with a giggle….thank you.
    I’m liking the way the Pope immediately responds to the questions as though he had been giving pontifical thought to the desirability of having dwarf nuns. 🙂

  6. Hahaha what a visual! Poor Grumpy. At least he was determined to prove them wrong!

  7. An oldie but it still made me smile!!!

  8. LOL I love it!

  9. Funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

  10. Susan thanks for visiting and i will go back to your site again, i have just been.

  11. I have nominated you for the 7×7 award. If you were already nominated , please see this as a gesture of my appreciaton 🙂×7-award/

  12. Hi Harry,
    There is a problem with your Twitter account, maybe it’s been hacked?. Think it’s sending out spam DM with bad link….”Hi someone is making very bad rumors about you” and then a link. this isa virus.

    I’ve been on your blog for about 30minutes now and you should know that they are pretty cool 🙂

  14. OH No!!!! GRUMPY SHAGGED A PENGUIN??!!!!!! LOL 🙂

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