Sex with a Cowboy.
Prior to her trip to Calgary Alberta, Carol (a blonde chick from England), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country.
1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Que.
2.. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.
Upon returning, the girls were curiousas to how she fared.‘Let me tell you, they have Alberta beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste isunbelievable!’
‘And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes…Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!’
Then came the big question,
‘Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?’‘Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!’
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lol. Thank you for the pictures Harry.
Copy it and put it on your wall 🙂
Hehehe…good one Harry…that title should bring the perverts running!
Granny is that why your here then 🙂 you must have thought it was a porn video 😆
You did’nt come back about your blog ?
Wasn’t sure what I was getting into…I had to brace myself. Very funny!!! Hahah!
AGL, you can not be sure with me 🙂
Canadian cowboys are mere pipsqueaks to American cowboys. *spits*
Addie, that should keep the woman happy then.
Don’t tell me you signed a lucrative advertising contract with Skoal? Thanks for the laugh Harry.
Patrick, don’t tell wordpress 🙂
That provided a good laugh, well done Harry!
Thank you Marcia.
So funny, D … greetings from pipsqueak country … Skoal and all … * spits back* 🙂 Love, cat
Glad you liked it Cat 🙂
bwahahahaha, I loved this!!!! Loved loved loved it!
Jeanna, i think you liked it 🙂
Loved it!
Anna :o]
Thanks Anna, and thanks for calling in.
I have nominated your blog for an award. You can find out the details here: http://narcissistsblog.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/liebster-blog-award-revisited/
Congratulations!
And Congrats on the Dark Globe too! I kept meaning to pop by and say something. Way to Go!
trjensen, thanks very much for the award i will put your link into my site.
Also the Dark Globe award was unexpected.
LOL! Good one, Harry!
Have you ever seen a guy with a “chaw” stuck between bottom lip and jaw? It looks like a growth of some sort. It’s also a good way to end up with mouth cancer.
Lyn, if you mean chewing tobacco only in American films and its disgusting, you must see lots of cowboys in Texas 🙂
Well, she might have been wrong about ‘condoms,’ but she potentially avoided a mate with mouth-cancer.
Very true 🙂
Truth: I did not read the words because I could not take my eyes off of the cowboy photo. Wow, yummy….Cowboys…mmmmm 🙂
He’s to good looking, it makes me sick.
You want some good looking people try this post below.
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Hey, you aren’t bad looking yourself. 🙂