Sex with a Cowboy

Sex with a Cowboy.

Prior to her trip to Calgary Alberta, Carol (a blonde chick from England), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip to Cowboy country.

1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Que.
2.. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.


Upon returning, the girls were curious
as to how she fared.‘Let me tell you, they have Alberta beef to die for, and when they bar-b-q it, the taste isunbelievable!’

‘And I went to a real rodeo.
Talk about athletes…Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!’

Then came the big question,

‘Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?’‘Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!’

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27 responses to “Sex with a Cowboy

  1. lol. Thank you for the pictures Harry.

  2. Hehehe…good one Harry…that title should bring the perverts running!

  3. Wasn’t sure what I was getting into…I had to brace myself. Very funny!!! Hahah!

  4. Canadian cowboys are mere pipsqueaks to American cowboys. *spits*

  5. Don’t tell me you signed a lucrative advertising contract with Skoal? Thanks for the laugh Harry.

  6. That provided a good laugh, well done Harry!

  7. So funny, D … greetings from pipsqueak country … Skoal and all … * spits back* 🙂 Love, cat

  8. bwahahahaha, I loved this!!!! Loved loved loved it!

  9. I have nominated your blog for an award. You can find out the details here: http://narcissistsblog.wordpress.com/2012/02/16/liebster-blog-award-revisited/

    Congratulations!

    And Congrats on the Dark Globe too! I kept meaning to pop by and say something. Way to Go!

  10. LOL! Good one, Harry!
    Have you ever seen a guy with a “chaw” stuck between bottom lip and jaw? It looks like a growth of some sort. It’s also a good way to end up with mouth cancer.

  11. Lyn, if you mean chewing tobacco only in American films and its disgusting, you must see lots of cowboys in Texas 🙂

  12. Well, she might have been wrong about ‘condoms,’ but she potentially avoided a mate with mouth-cancer.

  13. Truth: I did not read the words because I could not take my eyes off of the cowboy photo. Wow, yummy….Cowboys…mmmmm 🙂

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