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Hilarious, you better watch it. Don’t you dare make the missus mad or she’ll be using your toothbrush! LOL
BTW thanks to you I finally got that badge on my page, yeah!
Marcia, i use a glass with two tablets so its not a problem 🙂
Hahaha!!! Those are great!!! Love the last one especially!
A G L , i like the last one as well.
Those last two may have been ‘photoshopped’. What gave it away was that old people don’t belong in picturesque backgrounds, but in depressed scenes. It’s well known they can’t travel far beyond their small, poorly heated apartments and enjoy the countryside like us decent, normal people.
theuglymoose , thanks for your visit and please call back, i don’t have a clue how its done, i only know they are not real 🙂
V funny Harry. I like the toothbrush one 😆
Student, i hope you never do that to any-one 🙂
So do I but you know this life just keeps surprising you 😉
theuglymoose, i read your comment again, it’s a pity about us oldies sitting in our lonely rooms no-one to talk to.
WE have never been to France,Spain,Portugal,Germany, on holidays for the last 30 years, we only lived it in our sad old twilight world.;LOL;
Hahah! Those are perfect. I need to remember the last one. Lots of good comebacks! Good laughs!
Lily, you can say that to someone some day.
Hi, this is your Moslem/ Jewish/ Gypsy friend from a while back speaking 🙂 Your blog is awesome, just that you know … no need to sit in your lonely no one to talk to room … ever … you are loved by many, D. … we are in this together … Always, cat.
Hello my Moslem/ Jewish/ Gypsy friend, i love the mixture 🙂
thanks for your kind words 🙂 but that was my little bit of sarcastic humour for theuglymoose.
What did you call me? Oh, here I just came by to sing you my latest hit single..
Wild !!!!!!!!!!!
JO, TA 🙂
Paul don’t forget to aim straight 🙂
Used to think those old folks jokes were about other people…..old folks….now I am starting to realize that they are about folks who are pretty close to my age! 🙂
chlost, and some day they will be about your age 🙂
Hehehehe…you are a funny old man !
😉
JO, me old, i only feel old 🙂
Love that last one Harry,
I haven’t finished doing nothing either!!!
David
David, i do nothing all day, its great.
🙂 Hi Harry, thanks for the laugh 🙂
Ina, thanks, and keep well.
I am feeling crap today Harry but suddenly there is a pocket of joy!! – Thank you
Christine
Christine, glad i could help.
🙂 Great post!
saarimner, happy you enjoyed them.
Omg, I had a good laugh here!
Really great post, thank you! 😀
~ Sirenia ~
More on their way Sirenia.
Timeless humor. Milton Burle or Jack Benny would be proud of you Harry! 🙂
Lorna, to be classed in the same bracket , that’s great 🙂
Very, very funny. I like the first and the last especially.
Thanks Ryan, i’ll keep you smiling 🙂 glad you liked them.
Priceless, absolutely priceless. I may never clean my teeth again.
Good one Nick, i’m lucky, my teeth go into a glass 😆
Brilliant! Love all, especially the water on the knee one – so that’s why hubby has strange wet patches there!
Anna :o]
Anna, it can’t be for any other reason 🙂
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Muhammad, thanks for your visit please call back.
Hello, I write a nesletter for frozan expat pensioners, I love your pensioner jokes, could I use them in my newsletter to try and brighten their lonely lives. I will of course give the credit to you.
I don’t mind if you use them, a link will do no harm 🙂
There are plenty of them in jokes or humour.