police scam warning

Police Warning

Watch Out For This Scam

Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones.

While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, they divert their ‘mark’ (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth – the eldest — sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly rifle through his or her pockets and purses or bags for any valuables being carried.

The picture below shows the gang in operation.


It’s a quacker

oo——————————-00

Wife hit by a bus

This  guy was sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the  door.

There  were two police officers there.

He  asked them “Is there a problem?”

One  of the police officers asked if he was married and the man says “yes.”

The officer asks if he could see a picture of his wife.

The  guy says “sure” and shows him a picture of his  wife.

The  officer says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”

The  guy says, “I know,  –  but she has a great personality, and she’s a good cook!

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40 responses to “police scam warning

  1. LOL I am laughing so hard, my husband woke up! 🙂 Thanks…

  2. 😀 Lol here too!! Thanks for sharing the smiles. 🙂 🙂

  3. The gang can scam me anytime. Sooo cute. 🙂 Poor woman married to guy like that..probably jumped in front of the truck on purpose 🙂 Thanks for the smile Mr DP.

  4. Brilliant! Thanks for the chuckle Harry – a good way to start my day!

  5. teehee… very cute and funny, Harry… btw, want to thank you for referring my blog on maxim’s madness comment you made… how kind you are… and inspirational too… I shall begin doing more of the same myself… it’s a grand idea…
    🙂
    janet

  6. Excellent post – thanks for making me smile!

    Anna :o]

  7. Got me again, Harry. Will I ever learn? 😐

  8. Great Harry, thanks for the laughs – I’m going to share this on FB.

  9. Great to see/hear you Marcia, that’s great about FB thank you.

  10. I had a funny feeling about the police warning… didn’t realize it would be ducks, though! hahaha!

    The wife hit by a bus story, cracks me up! I had to read the ending again, and think about it to really get it! haha!

  11. Always the Quackster…lol
    Good ones…

  12. So if I’m asked I’d say you were a genius! Love your blog! Great stuff!

  13. A Gripping Life sent me here! Great blog! Those jokes are awesome! I haven’t heard any good, lighthearted jokes in a while!

    • Lily, you could not have made a better choice 🙂 and a gripping life did the right thing. There’s plenty more of them to come yet, subscribe and you won’t miss them.
      I was at your blog and i see Pete and a lot of others i know are visitors 🙂

  14. Got to love that gang and that scam ,,, meow ,,, 🙂 Blessed be, cat.

  15. OMG! This is the best! I must share with my friends.

  16. Love the ducks, Harry! I suspected you had a joke up your sleeve. 😉

  17. That gang looks to be quite effective. We are all such suckers for cute.

  18. good one…ones I mean Harry

  19. LMAO!!! Oh Harry!! You never cease to entertain 😀 good one 🙂

  20. Amor, thank you keep smiling 😆

  21. Thanks for the laugh. I come here a lot of times because I don’t know what to expect. Your range of topics is great. Sometimes it’s serious, other times it’s hilarious, it may be informative, and often it’s just fun. Thanks Harry.

  22. Patrick, you have got i right, i will post about anything be it, serious, funny, information, but i always try to keep the blog light hearted.

  23. Mr.Tod A.Parker

    Reblogged this on Tods Blog/ today on Tod……. and commented:
    This is so funny. SO thats what happened to my wallet!!

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