Doctor jokes

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me”.

“The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed,then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more.

She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.

Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you?”

“Well, no” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.”

“I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken”.

Billy arranges a Doctors appointment and when he goes to see the Doctor he tells the Doc he wants to be castrated.

Are you sure, asked the Doc. Yes I definitely want to be castrated Billy replies.

Have you discussed this with your wife,  asked the Doc.

Of course I have, we both think it would be a good idea.

Well if your absolutely sure, I’ll arrange for a hospital appointment, The Doc said.

In due course the hospital sent Billy an appointment date to have the procedure carried out.

Billy arrives at the hospital at 8.30 on the appointed day. He’s taken to the ward and told to change into his PJ’s and get into the bed.

About ten minutes later, the surgeon came to Billy’s bed to check that he hadn’t changed his mind about being castrated.

No, I still want it done, replied Billy.

After the operation Billy wakes up back in the ward.

The bloke in the bed next to him asks , What were you having done?

I was being castrated, Billy replies and asked ,What about yourself.

 I was being circumcised,  he said.

Oh bugger,  Billy said , that’s the word i wanted.

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27 responses to “Doctor jokes

  1. haha! Both great! Worth repeating.

  2. LOL Going to the doctor isn’t easy sometimes, is it!

  3. Love the redhead joke! A nice twist on the blonde moment!

  4. Could Billy be the blonde?
    Absolutely luv these jokes 🙂

  5. Was a bit thick maybe – but not anymore hey Harry…

  6. LOL

    Although the billy joke made me wince!!

    David

  7. Totally hilarious!! Both Billy and the blonde!

    Christine

  8. Ha ha, loved the redhead joke – thanks for the laughs!

  9. hmmm..wonder what Billy’s wife is gonna say? 🙂 Thank you for the smile.

  10. Billy and the Blonde, or Billy…is a blonde…Oh well, hope you are feeling blessed.

  11. Humor is a wonderful thing. 🙂

  12. Ah! This is hilarious. 🙂

    Also, I’ve nominated you for The ABC award. If you want more info, click here (If technology stops hating on me and actually works this time!) >> http://jenchay.wordpress.com/2012/01/30/abc-award-versatile-blogger-award-and-7×7-link-award/

  13. Jen, i’m glad you liked them. And thank you very much for the two awards i will call over and collect them.

  14. The castration joke makes me cry.

  15. Thanks for the laugh. I needed one today. 🙂

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