Poem: Protection.
Out on your motorbike
With no crash helmet.
It ends up in hospital.
You needed protection.
In the local brothel.
Girls are working hard.
Security mans on guard.
They all have protection.
Out with your girl.
Kissing and cuddling.
You get an erection.
Then use protection.
The doors are locked.
The alarms are on.
All are safe in bed.
We have protection.
A boy wants to try sex.
But please don’t be silly.
Protect your willy.
Get some protection.
Protect yourself.
Protect your family.
Protect your property.
Install some protection.
dribblingpensioner 
Oh I love it …. sharing it on FB 🙂
LRF, you were quick 🙂 and thank you for sharing it.
Great poem.
Love your work.
Fox@n , thank you very much.
Love it. 🙂
Maiya , thank you, its one of my classic’s 😆
You dirty Old man…
Thanks for checking in on me…
Hehe
Paul, dirty one man i like it, another title 🙂
So your back to the bloging world.
Safety first, but no Norton fire wall can keep me away from a big smile! 🙂
Ina i’m glad i could keep you smiling.
What a good time!
I’m almost done.
We need protection
So we don’t have too much fun.
😉
Renee thank you, i wish i had thought that one up, thanks for the visit.
btw i’m following you on twitter 🙂
And I’m stalking you. I mean following you! 😉
Thank you Renee
As sonsothunder said, dirty old man. 🙂
Erin i know, it comes with age more dirt to come 😆
awesome
Peter thank you and for your visit.
But please don’t be silly.
Protect your willy.
Ahahahahahaha!!!
Pete, i knew you would like it.
That saying is on a big neon sign in Cyprus where all the young people go at night, i thought it was very funny.
Can’t argue with your logic, Harry. So I won’t! 🙂
Lorna, i think its illogical to argue with logic as logic is always right.
Simple and to the point. 🙂 I’m about to visit my girlfriend now, I think I’m gonna need some …. 😉
Amor24 , i like it 😉
How very profound and hey, you wrote a proper poem! I’m over 40 so I don’t need protection any more because I’m invisible to the outside world, especially the men 😀
Oh dear. I don’t believe that. You know the saying “there’s someone out there for EVERYBODY”, well, it’s true! Maybe he’s already around and you’re looking pass him 🙂
I did write a proper poem, thank you for that, i have another ready.
Every single person should carry protection, you never know who you meet, good luck 🙂
Amor24, do you know something I don’t? 😀 Will the real Mr Right please stand up…..!! Anyhow, I better not take the limelight off Harry’s poem or I’ll be needing protection from his comments! I’ve just subscribed to your blog.
@nuggetsandpearls Well its true 🙂 And you’re right you will be needing protection soon. LOL. Thanks for the sub. I returned the favor 🙂