My latest poem for all you poetry lovers out there.
This is not a straight forward read by the way.
Theres a little something for you to do.
As i walked through a wooded glen to-day.
looking at all the flowers and trees.
I ambled along a little pebble path.
And stepped on a lump of dog shit.
On a water slide with my grandson.
We were having a great time.
Then we went down the big water slide.
And got soaked to the skin at the bottom.
I was late and had to leave.
To get a plane over to london.
I got to the desk just in time.
But i forgot my bloody passport.
˙looɟ ɹǝdoɹd ɐ ǝʞıl ʞool ʇsnɯ ı ʇnq
˙ʞo ʇı pɐǝɹ ı ʇnq ʞɔǝu ǝɥʇ uo ǝɹos sʇı
˙uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıpuɐʇs ɯ,ı
˙ǝsɹǝʌ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝɯ ɹoɟ ɹǝpɹo uı
I spotted a female driving instructor.
She was teaching a young girl to drive.
They should not be allowed on the roads.
Because it was a blonde teaching a blonde.