Poem, bad luck

My latest poem for all you poetry lovers out there.

This is not a straight forward read by the way.

Theres a little something for you to do.

As i walked through a wooded glen to-day.

looking at all the flowers and trees.

I ambled along a little pebble path.

And stepped on a lump of dog shit.

00———00

On a water slide with my grandson.

We were having a great time.

Then we went down the big water slide.

And got soaked to the skin at the bottom.

00———00

I was late and had to leave.

To get a plane over to london.

I got to the desk just in time.

But i forgot my bloody passport.

00———00

˙looɟ ɹǝdoɹd ɐ ǝʞıl ʞool ʇsnɯ ı ʇnq

˙ʞo ʇı pɐǝɹ ı ʇnq ʞɔǝu ǝɥʇ uo ǝɹos sʇı

˙uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ʎɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıpuɐʇs ɯ,ı

˙ǝsɹǝʌ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ǝɯ ɹoɟ ɹǝpɹo uı

00——-00

I spotted a female driving instructor.

She was teaching a young girl to drive.

They should not be allowed on the roads.

Because it was a blonde teaching a blonde.

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25 responses to “Poem, bad luck

  1. Hoi – enough with dissing blondes !!!

    Love it, but how the bloody hell did you get that stanza on its head

    😉

    • Sure your not a blonde Jo 🙂
      Up side down text, easy pesy, go to my computer posts its called flip, i would use it in an email now and again.
      I can picture you with your head up side down 🙂
      Don’t forget to tell people where you get it 🙄

  2. Laughing Out Loud.

    That’s clever Harry, but all the blood rushed to my head when I read it!!!

    David

  3. Neat, Harry. I’m a blonde and I read that upside-down stanza while right-side up. Whatdaya think of that?

    And you didn’t say if the blondes were men–I bet they were! 😉

  4. I don’t know whether to be your friend or not after those blonde references – I bet you flipped that verse upside-down on purpose so us blondes would read it – think everyone so far has had a blonde moment since we’ve all read the upside-down bit! Very clever – loved it!

  5. Go on be my friend 😀 its only a joke 😆 but theres plenty more.

    Theres no other way to do it other than turn your screen, if you want to use it see my answer to Jo Bryant above.

  6. wastelandexplorer

    @Dribblingpensioner, I like the fifth one down. I just turned my monitor upside down, it saves on the neck. 😀

  7. Your so funny, turning the laptop upside down. I would love to hear the kind of comments you would make while watching a romance movie. 🙂

  8. I’m still perched precariously on my head, and to be honest it feels pretty comfortable. I like the poem. Keep up the good work.

  9. Yeah , I liked it too. Wasn’t sure if you were sliding down the super slide on your head, or your pilot was drunk…but, apparently you made a safe landing. Hey, I write a little poetry upside down once in a while myself. You may not be able to read it, even standing on your head though. Actually, I just finished one, would love your comments, or opinion on it before I post a recipe, or some random nascar review and forget how to get back to it. Man , my head is still spinning.
    God Bless, keep up the great fun.
    paul

  10. You are so bad. I didn’t have to turn upside down to read that stanza. Then again, I’m not blonde. Or old. 🙂

  11. Thanks, just dropped back over to Farce Book ya, and Twitter the: “D” ribblingpensioner…
    God Bless
    paul

  12. Absolutely love your poems, they remind me of someone famous but I can’t quite place it.

  13. I just turned my lap top upside down to read, hope that is okay 🙂

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