square testicles

An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with
a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on
talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president’s office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit She placed her purse on his desk and replied, ‘$165,000’. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, ‘What kind of bets?’

The elderly woman replied, ‘Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.’

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, ‘Would you like to take my bet?’

‘Certainly’, replied the president. ‘I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square.’

‘Done’, the elderly woman answered. ‘But given the amount of money involved, if you don’t mind I would like to come back at 10 ‘ clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.’ ‘No problem’, said the president of the Bank

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o’clock the elderly woman arrived at the president’s office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president’s testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. ‘Of course’, said the president. ‘Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure.’

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, ‘Oh, it’s probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o’clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Canada !’



31 responses to “square testicles

  1. Yes Sara, showing them off 🙂

  2. Thank’s for your visit gryphonboy, call again and i’m glad you liked it 🙂

  3. Ha! I haven’t been here in a while and I’m so glad this was the post I returned to. Hope you’ve been well. 🙂

    • Hi Erin, sad to hear you have not been here in a while are you getting my post’s ok. I have been well thank you, how are you all after the fire.

      • I’m getting your posts fine. I just haven’t had time to read them or anyone else’s. I’m playing catch up.

        We’re doing well. School’s in, I’m working, and life is super busy.

  4. I was waiting in the Q in the forum, had a look around and found you,this has made my day very funny, thank you.

  5. You are a sick, sick, man. Please keep it up!

  6. You do tell a good one DP, thanks so much for the laugh!

  7. Absolutely loved the twist at the end – I was not expecting that! Do you think men are more gullible than women when it comes to their private parts? LOL 🙂
    I was having a bad day until I read your joke; you have cheered me up!

  8. Thanks for your visit IzaakMak glad you liked it, i’m going to add you to my blog roll if you would do the same.

  9. Hahahahahaha – what a way to start my morning – love it. Old people are awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. ahhh nice! Can’t stop smiling.

  11. 0Oh Me!!!
    Oh, I think granny1947, has tried that toothbrush trick recently:


  12. I’m sure she has, she tried every thing else.

  13. 🙂 I liked it already. if you don’t mind, I will add you to my blogroll. Under Poetry 🙂

  14. The world is really shrinking…I got this one today too.
    Patience…am working on my acceptance speech!

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