blonde jokes

                                                                                                 Blonde Joke’s




What did the blonde say about blonde joke’s.   She said they were pretty good but might offend some Pueto Rican’s.

Why do blonde’s take the pill?    So they know what day of the week it is.

How does a blonde commit suicide ?    She gather’s her clothe’s into pile and jump’s off.

What can save a dying blonde ?    Hair transplant’s.

What do bleach blonde’s and jumbo jet’s have an common?   Black boxes.

What’s dumber than a brunette who trie’s to build a house at the bottom of a lake?   A blonde who trie’s to burn it down.

Why can’t you tell a blonde a knock knock joke?    Because she’ll go and answer the door.

Why did a blonde climb over the ghain link fence?    To see what was on the other side.

Why did the blonde throw away her weight-lose video?    Because she noticed that the peole were not losing any weight either.

A blonde come’s to a river and see’s another blonde on the opposite bank. ” yoo-hoo ” she shouts’.   How can i get to the other side?   The other blonde look’s around then shout’s back, ” but you are on the other side “.

Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to buy some petrol.

How can you tell if a blonde send’s you a fax,   it has a stamp on it.

A blonde was on her way to disneyland,   but she went home when she seen a sign saying, ” disneyland left “.

How do blonde brain cell’s die ?   Alone.

How do you change a blonde’s mind ?   Blow in her ear.

How do you confuse a blonde?  You don’t, they are born that way.

How do keep a blonde busy all day ?  Write ” please turn over ” on both side’s of a piece of paper.

How do you make a blonde laugh on monday morning ?  Tell her a joke on friday night.

What are the worst six year’s in a blonde’s life ?  Third grade.

What did the blonde get on her IQ test,  Saliva.

What do you call a blonde with a brain?   A golden retriever.

What do you call a blonde who dye’s her her brunette ?   Artificial inteligence.

What do you call 10  blonde’s standing ear to ear ?   A wind tunnel.

What do blonde’s and a beer bottle have in common?   They are both empty from the neck up.

What did the blonde say to the doctor when he told her see was pregnant?    ”  Is it mine “.

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21 responses to “blonde jokes

  1. Very funny. I think my favorite is the other side of the river one. You should use some of these on the Bagpipes thread over in Off-Topic.

    BTW, glad to hear from you. How are you doing? I notice your sticky post is missing…

  2. thanks momfog, i’m glad you liked them, doing not to bad hope to be back in about a week, the sticky is above this post, let me know if you can’t see it, and there are a lot more joke’s to came

  3. No sticky in sight.

  4. LOL. I enjoyed reading these and I can see your sticky here.

  5. Thank you Sara, the sticky is under the header picture ( which i have not changed yet ) and above the blonde joke’s, Marcia and i see it. You both must have seen it at one time because you both left comment’s and timethief was in it yesterday

  6. correct, now you have it Sara, you go straight to the post now i wonder if Momfog will catch on 🙂

    • Right about….now! Yeah, I’m not blonde, but I have MOMFOG, remember? I challenge anyone with 5 kids under the age of 12 to think of homepages and whatnot. I have far more important things to worry about like my 18-month-old daughter flushing ham down the toilet (happened today). 🙂

  7. So funny, all of them. I don’t see the sticky either, does this mean I have gone blonde?

  8. great a blonde get’s something right 🙂
    sticky resolution 😦 hmmmm

  9. Hilarious! Especially enjoyed the “but you are on the other side” one.

  10. A blonde is suing on her insurance against World Travel Agency claiming that when she was in Spain she lost her virginity

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