Why do blonde’s take the pill? So they know what day of the week it is.
How does a blonde commit suicide ? She gather’s her clothe’s into pile and jump’s off.
What can save a dying blonde ? Hair transplant’s.
What do bleach blonde’s and jumbo jet’s have an common? Black boxes.
What’s dumber than a brunette who trie’s to build a house at the bottom of a lake? A blonde who trie’s to burn it down.
Why can’t you tell a blonde a knock knock joke? Because she’ll go and answer the door.
Why did a blonde climb over the ghain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde throw away her weight-lose video? Because she noticed that the peole were not losing any weight either.
A blonde come’s to a river and see’s another blonde on the opposite bank. ” yoo-hoo ” she shouts’. How can i get to the other side? The other blonde look’s around then shout’s back, ” but you are on the other side “.
Did you hear about the blonde who sold her car to buy some petrol.
How can you tell if a blonde send’s you a fax, it has a stamp on it.
A blonde was on her way to disneyland, but she went home when she seen a sign saying, ” disneyland left “.
How do blonde brain cell’s die ? Alone.
How do you change a blonde’s mind ? Blow in her ear.
How do you confuse a blonde? You don’t, they are born that way.
How do keep a blonde busy all day ? Write ” please turn over ” on both side’s of a piece of paper.
How do you make a blonde laugh on monday morning ? Tell her a joke on friday night.
What are the worst six year’s in a blonde’s life ? Third grade.
What did the blonde get on her IQ test, Saliva.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
What do you call a blonde who dye’s her her brunette ? Artificial inteligence.
What do you call 10 blonde’s standing ear to ear ? A wind tunnel.
What do blonde’s and a beer bottle have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What did the blonde say to the doctor when he told her see was pregnant? ” Is it mine “.