A story which might alarm you, all link’s are clickable.
WordPress.com is under threat from an evil woman who got into the WordPress computer and copied all the programme’s, she is now threatening to bring the WordPress site to a stand still.
WordPress member’s called a meeting and support bot was asked to read the minute’s about the last time this happened, but support bot took so long to start Grays in the shade read the minute’s from the brown road chronicle’s.
The Maiden escaped to the third dimension so we needed someone to go there, so the one cool site girl known as Time Thief volunteered. She came back and said the maiden was back home with her pet dove Momfog.
To find where she lived the last explorer said that he would guide us to fightening gun ridden city called New York.
The outcome, the Maiden was banned to blogspot, her cats were sent to China, support bot promised to be faster, WordPress.com is safe.
Tell your friend’s to come here and read the warning, we may need help in the future, i have a feeling something else might happen.
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