Show some compassion : The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So i have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’.. . and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.
Q 1 If you were to spell out number’s, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter ‘A’?
Q 2 What do bulletproof vest’s, fire escape’s, windshield wiper’s and laser printer’s have in common?
Q 3 What is the only food that doesn’t spoil?
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
Each king in a deck of playing card’s represent’s a great king from history:
Spade’s = King David — Heart’s = Charlemagne — Club’s =Alexander, the Great –Diamond’s = Julius Caesar
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
Don’t delete this below just because it look’s weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when…
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real card’s in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone number’s to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who work’s at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friend’s and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the grocerie’s…
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideway’s to smile. : )
12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
Answer 1. One thousand.
Answer 2. All were invented by women.
Answer 3. Honey.