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Tag Archives: humour
Short video Showing that men can multi-task.
Better watched on full screen for best effect.
ARTERY———————————–The study of art.
BENIGN————————————After you are eight.
BACTERIA——————————–Back door to a cafeteria.
BARIUM————————————What doctors do when patients die.
CESAREAN SECTION—————–A neighbourhood in Rome.
CATSCAN———————————-Searching for kitty.
These are funny answers that were given to questions during exams.
Click a photo and they will go into a slideshow.
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and
turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted.
‘My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,’ he announced
triumphantly, ‘and she turned into a telephone pole!’
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, ‘If you saw a person lying on
the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?’
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, ‘I think I’d throw up.’
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, ‘Johnny, do you think Noah did
a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?’
‘No,’ replied Johnny. ‘How could he, with just two worms.
A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip..”
So next Sunday he took the Monsignor’s advice… At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the desk:
This is a new lift / elevator which is going to be fitted around the world through time, but according to this video it has a few technical hitches to get sorted before then.