Yaya Sisters, funny photos.

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Be sure to read the diet at the end

The Yaya Sisters

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Suarez eats humans, photos.

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SUAREZ must be sick in the mind, he needs counseling quickly and long term for anyone to do that three times that’s known about is beyond beleaf.

A top class world beating footballer, shame on you.

And for him to say it was normal in football and his country men for sticking up for him is unbelievable.

I hope all his sponsors pull the plug on the deals he has with them, that will cost him millions.

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Funny medical terms, Part one.

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ARTERY———————————–The study of art.

BENIGN————————————After you are eight.

BACTERIA——————————–Back door to a cafeteria.

BARIUM————————————What doctors do when patients die.

CESAREAN SECTION—————–A neighbourhood in Rome.

CATSCAN———————————-Searching for kitty.

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Blame GEORGE Bush and TONY Blair

type102I blame G Bush and T Blair for the present trouble in Iraq and the wider region.  OK, Iraq was not the best country to live in but at least it was stable, no bombs, fighting, suicide bombers etc.
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School exams 2, funny answers.

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THESE ARE FUNNY ANSWERS THAT WERE GIVEN TO QUESTIONS DURING EXAMS.

CLICK A PHOTO AND IT WILL GO INTO A SLIDESHOW.

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Test your brain.

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Test Your Brain This is really cool.

ALZHEIMER’S EYE TEST

Count every “F” in the following text:
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How men babysit their children.

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Below you can see how some men babysit.

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Woman stoned to death for marrying man she loved.

type102A pregnant woman has been stoned to death by her own family in front of a Pakistani high court – for marrying the man she loved.

Nearly 20 members of the woman’s family, including her father and brothers, attacked her and her husband with batons and bricks in broad daylight.

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Farzana Parveen, who was three months pregnant, was killed before a crowd of onlookers in front of the high court of Lahore, police have reported.

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School exams, funny answers.

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These are funny answers that were given to questions during exams.

Click a photo and they will go into a slideshow.

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Christian Sudanese woman to face death.

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Sharia law, the worst law that anyone could live under vents its furry again  on another woman.

Meriam Yehya Ibrahim faces a death sentence in Sudan for apostasy after a court ruled she converted from Islam.

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Religious Insight of children.

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The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and
turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted.
‘My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,’ he announced
triumphantly, ‘and she turned into a telephone pole!’

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GOOD SAMARITAN

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A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, ‘If you saw a person lying on
the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?’

A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, ‘I think I’d throw up.’

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DID NOAH FISH?

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A Sunday school teacher asked, ‘Johnny, do you think Noah did
a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ?’

‘No,’ replied Johnny. ‘How could he, with just two worms.

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SIPPING VODKA

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A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.

The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip..”

So next Sunday he took the Monsignor’s advice… At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.. He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the desk:

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