I have been around long enough to know that the weather in Briton and around the world has got worse, especially over this last ten years.When i was young ( eon’s ago ) summer was summer and winter was winter and you could depend on it. Snow, frost, fog, rain in the winter and long clear hot days in the summer. Now you would not know if it’s summer or winter.
Going to the shops
Posted in britain, earth and space, writing
Tagged American ice storms, American snow storms, British storms, global warming, global weather, ice storms, snow storms, storms, storms in Briton
Do you miss a period, are you worried, do you even care about it, do you know you missed a period.
I think missing a period or several periods doe’s not matter at all, do you or other people really care or do they even know when you missed a period, its not the end of the world, life will carry on as normal.
To me a period is nothing to worry about, its either there are not, its not going to hurt anyone even the person who missed the period.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.
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The concert hall at the Sydney Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 47,000 times in 2013. If it were a concert at Sydney Opera House, it would take about 17 sold-out performances for that many people to see it.
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I have often wondered why tits go south.
Is it because of gravity, something in their genes or is it inherited.
There must be something that pulls the tits south.
Is it because of the sun, moon or the stars.
There really is no answer, because all tits don’t go south.
Do you know different, have you a reason.
Leave your answer below please.
It is said that, creation and the making of Adam and Eve happened at the same time.
The date when Adam and Eve were made happened at 4004 BC which was the year worked out by scholar’s Archbishop Ussher, Rabbi Yossi also worked a date but Rabbi Yossi makes the date 3760BC.
These dates have been worked out be studying the Bible and using genealogy which i’m sure took many years.
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
Here’s A Refreasher Course….
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
Zimbabwe Therapy Clinic
We are a well known Therapy Clinic treating thousands of unfortunate ginger haired people, who are misunderstood and find it hard to make and also keep close friends. We found a lot of people go through life on their own.
At the Mugabe Clinic here in Zimbabwe which was started by our beloved leader, he died his hair black when he was young. We decided to start a clinic in Briton because there a lot of gingers who live and work there and also it will be a good opportunity to make a lot of money.
Posted in All about people, miscellaneous, writing
Tagged ginger hair, ginger haired people, gingers, Mugabe, Mugabe Clinic, Robert Mugabe, Therapy, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe prisons
I have been doing this for a long time now, it seems like a life time.
So i have made a decision to stop, to give it up, do it no more.
It’s been a very hard one for me to make one of the hardest, i have tried before but failed on quite a few occasions.
So now i have decided enough is enough, to do my utmost to call it a day not only for me but also my wife.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just shit.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I would like to wish everyone a happy and prosperous new year, and to thank you all for your support throughout the year with your visits, comments and likes.
I have just watched an old film called Tora Tora Tora made in 1970, the film was a co-production between an American studio and Japanese filmmakers.
Hey Diddle Diddle!
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
What a stupid statement, a cow can’t even jump over a fence as it can’t run fast enough to take off.
OLD Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone;
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.
Mother Hubbard, you should be reported for cruelty to animals and also the dog should be removed from your home.
Posted in humor, writing
Tagged children poems, childrens rhymes, humour, kids poetry, poems for children, poems for kids, rhymes for children, songs and rhymes, songs for children, songs for kids