I have often wondered why tits go south.
Is it because of gravity, something in their genes or is it inherited.
There must be something that pulls the tits south.
Is it because of the sun, moon or the stars.
There really is no answer, because all tits don’t go south.
Do you know different, have you a reason.
Leave your answer below please.
It is said that, creation and the making of Adam and Eve happened at the same time.
The date when Adam and Eve were made happened at 4004 BC which was the year worked out by scholar’s Archbishop Ussher, Rabbi Yossi also worked a date but Rabbi Yossi makes the date 3760BC.
These dates have been worked out be studying the Bible and using genealogy which i’m sure took many years.
For Those Who Thought They Knew Everything
Here’s A Refreasher Course….
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times
Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
Zimbabwe Therapy Clinic
We are a well known Therapy Clinic treating thousands of unfortunate ginger haired people, who are misunderstood and find it hard to make and also keep close friends. We found a lot of people go through life on their own.
At the Mugabe Clinic here in Zimbabwe which was started by our beloved leader, he died his hair black when he was young. We decided to start a clinic in Briton because there a lot of gingers who live and work there and also it will be a good opportunity to make a lot of money.
Posted in All about people, miscellaneous, writing
Tagged ginger hair, ginger haired people, gingers, Mugabe, Mugabe Clinic, Robert Mugabe, Therapy, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe prisons
I have been doing this for a long time now, it seems like a life time.
So i have made a decision to stop, to give it up, do it no more.
It’s been a very hard one for me to make one of the hardest, i have tried before but failed on quite a few occasions.
So now i have decided enough is enough, to do my utmost to call it a day not only for me but also my wife.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just shit.
I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I would like to wish everyone a happy and prosperous new year, and to thank you all for your support throughout the year with your visits, comments and likes.
I have just watched an old film called Tora Tora Tora made in 1970, the film was a co-production between an American studio and Japanese filmmakers.
Hey Diddle Diddle!
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
What a stupid statement, a cow can’t even jump over a fence as it can’t run fast enough to take off.
OLD Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone;
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.
Mother Hubbard, you should be reported for cruelty to animals and also the dog should be removed from your home.
Posted in humor, writing
Tagged children poems, childrens rhymes, humour, kids poetry, poems for children, poems for kids, rhymes for children, songs and rhymes, songs for children, songs for kids
A short book review.
This is my first book review and when you read it, i would like to hear your comments about it please before i go to the next book.
The only disappointment i found was the lack of a plot or a good story.
A short post about me looking for a job.
Being a pensioner with plenty of time on my hands and someone who can always use a little extra cash i was looking for a part-time job. Nothing to hard and I did not want to start early and also finish about four o’clock.
Posted in writing
Tagged hookers, job, jobs, looking for work, madam, part time job, prostitute, sex, sex story, Sex trade, where to find prostitutes
President Vladimir Putin has been elected for a third term and he is changing laws and ruling with an iron fist. No one is allowed to protest on any matter and all opposition members are being investigated by the police.The latest act was the arrest and sentence of three punk rocker girls from the group Pussy Riot.
A Moscow court Friday handed a two-year jail sentence to three feminist punk rockers who infuriated the Kremlin and captured world attention by ridiculing President Vladimir Putin in Russia’s main church.
Posted in world affairs, writing
Tagged garry kasparov, politics, Punk band Pussy Riot, punk rocker girls, punk rockers, Pussy Riot, Pussy Riot jailed, Pussy Riot punk band, Russia, Russian justice, Vladimir Putin