Monthly Archives: January 2013

UK aid to other nations.

Britain gives financial aid to eleven plus countries, some of these countries do not need the aid and it should be stopped.

The government are stopping aid to India from 2015 as their own government says they do not need it any more. They spend a lot on the military, they also have a space programme and the economy is growing at 8% a year. the total aid is  £1.12bn up tp 2015.

India and Pakistan do not need aid so instead of sharing  the money it should be brought back into the British vaults to help Briton out of the mess.

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Originally posted on Comedy in Crisis:

How to wash a cat

NO CATS WERE HURT OR IN ANY DANGER DURING EXPERIMENTATION

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 This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl…

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a ‘Power-Wash’ and ‘Rinse’.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the…

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Poem: The mist- Haiku.

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Are there aliens out there

With a hundred billion galaxies each with potentially a hundred billion stars there is no reason that life cannot exist outside our galaxy.

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Milky Way

Photo from fpsoftlab.com

Why should mankind think that our planet holds the only life form that exists in the entire universe, that we are unique. I think there are aliens out there somewhere and they will find their way to earth what they do when they get here is the bit i would be worried about ( not that i will see it .)

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Half of the worlds food wasted

Half of all the world’s food ends up being thrown away, two billion tonnes worth in total a new report claims. The waste is caused by poor infrastructure and storage facilities, over-strict sell-by dates, “get-one-free” offers, and consumer fussiness.I think buy one get one free is the biggest thing that is causing food waste, people  cannot use the food fast enough so it ends up in the bin. Its a shame with so many people not only abroad but also at home going hungry with the lack of food.

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Photo Yahoo News

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Colgate toothpaste advertisment.

Colgate has created a very ingenious advertising campaign to promote their dental floss and promote cleaner teeth, but before I explain to you the main detail of these images, I will let you appreciate them quietly.type102

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China’s abuse of people in tibet

China invaded Tibet many years ago because it was a very small country with no army worth talking about and it was next door to China.

Photo from the Tibet post. Story from the Tibet Post.

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British lottery fee to increase.

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You will notice right away that with the 100% increase they are increasing the two smallest prizes by very little, while slashing two of the biggest prizes.

Camelot are to increase the charge for entering the lottery from £1 up to £2 a 100% rise. The prize for matching three numbers will rise from £10 to £25.

The winnings for matching four numbers will increase from £60 to £100.

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Three very funny videos.

Short video Showing that men can multi-task.

Better watched on full screen.

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Britons Top Tax Criminals of 2012

The top tax criminals of 2012 have been sentenced to a combined total of 155 years and 10 months behind bars.

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The links below the photos will take you to their very short story and sentence.

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Who’s Your Role Model for 2013?

Who’s Your Role Model for 2013?

This is fun. I promise you WILL laugh when you find the identity of your role model.

NO CHEATING! I was really surprised to find out the name of my role model. Don’t scroll down yet….

To find the identity of your personal role model, do the maths below…

Then scroll down to find your hero.

It is crazy how accurate this is!

NO PEEKING!

1.) Pick your favourite number between 1-9
2.) Multiply by 3
3.) Add 3
4.) Then again multiply by 3… I’ll wait if you need a calculator
5.) You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number
6.) Add the digits together

Are you finished.

NOW SCROLL DOWN

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Always: poem.

You are always

in my heart

my reason for living

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