Monthly Archives: August 2012

Man Flu – the facts

Man Flu – The Facts…

1.  Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth.

This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.

*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

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Poem: Age

The bones are creaking.

Joints in pain.

Starting to swell.

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Fort Hood shooting, justice or in-justice

45 families in America are waiting for justice after 13 people were shot dead and another 32 who were wounded in the mass shooting. Nidal Hasan opened fire in the army base Fort Hood on November 5, 2009 and he has never been brought to face trial.

Photo from Yahoo news

More from Yahoo news

He is charged with 13 counts of premeditated murder and 32 counts of attempted premeditated murder in the shooting at the sprawling Central Texas army complix.

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Poetry: V

A vile vulgar

vagrant villain

in the vicinity of a viaduct

waited to violate

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Job at the F.B.I.

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done,

there were 3 finalists;Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door
and handed him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions
no matter what the circumstances.

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Book review

A short book review.

This is my first book review and when you read it, i would like to hear your comments about it please before i go to the next book.

The only disappointment i found was the lack of a plot or a good story.

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New job for me.

A short post about me looking for a job.

Being a pensioner with plenty of time on my hands and someone who can always use a little extra cash i was looking for a part-time job. Nothing to hard and I did not want to start early and also finish about four o’clock.

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Poem for woman and men

This poem was sent to me by email, but if you let me know the poet i will give them credit for it.

Please enjoy it because it think its great.

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Russian justice or in-justice

President Vladimir Putin has been elected for a third term and he is changing laws and ruling with an iron fist. No one is allowed to protest on any matter and all opposition members are being investigated by the police.The latest act was the arrest and sentence of three punk rocker girls from the group Pussy Riot.

A Moscow court Friday handed a two-year jail sentence to three feminist punk rockers who infuriated the Kremlin and captured world attention by ridiculing President Vladimir Putin in Russia’s main church.

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Cars I have had in my life

I started to drive at the age of 18 way back in 1963 and i have had quite a few cars, so i thought i would tell you about them and let you see the photos.

Ford Anglia

Photo from Yahoo photos.

The fist one was a Ford Anglia which i had for about six months, it had faulty steering, rusting body work, the rain came in, the locks did not work, it ended up as a stock car.

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THE FIRST 2012 OLYMPICS

It’s 2012 and it’s the Olympics in London .

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven’t got tickets.

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Puns for Educated Minds

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.
6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.