Life in photos ( 2 )

I could not find the photographers, but i would like to credit them for their work.

If any-one knows them please let me know, thank you.

Photo no.1 is from National Geographic.

Photo no.3  is from ashesandsnow.org.

Did You Know

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead…I’ll wait.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley’s gum.

The King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Would You Like A Shag

WELL,  WOULD  YOU like a shag.

If you have never had a shag on the floor, you don’t know what your missing.

When your friends know you have a shag on the floor they will also want one.

To have a shag in the middle of the floor is so comfortable.

It is also good for your back, because its  flat on the floor.

A shag or two around the house on the floor will do no harm, and it might also lift your spirits to know that so few people have one.

Take a look at a shag on the floor in the photos, i picked these ones as they do not show a lot. If you are of a nervous dispossession or easily shocked, make your own mind up.

Warning, adult material, no ONE under 18 allowed to view the photos.

Poem: leaves.

Leaves are our life blood.

They keep us alive.

Filtering the air,

that we all have to breathe.

Tesco and their Jubilee celebrations.

Tesco and their Jubilee celebrations.

Or should i say, their non-celebrations.

Tesco to mark the Queens jubilee celebrations supplied all their workers in Briton with a Jubilee kit which included a Diamant type badge.

BUT, i’m sorry to say that the workers in Northern Ireland did not get them, they were not even offered the choice if they wanted the kits or not.

A dog, free to a good home.

Free to a Good Home

Our friends house was broken into last week by two robbers who locked them in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry.

Their watchdog ‘Killer’ did nothing to alert them, and for this reason they are giving him away.

They no longer want this dog.  They have decided to install an electric fence and detection devices with alarms.

They’re cheaper to maintain and definitely more reliable.  For anyone interested in adopting this dog please send an e-mail immediately.

‘Killer’ may be fun to hang out with, but he makes a lousy guard dog!

A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included below:

Classic British Cars.

I photographed these classic cars on a day out to Crawfordsburn  Country Park, it was a beautiful day when we had our summer way back during April.

Classic car day out.

Love is

A tender touch.

Words said with love.

A loving glance.

Holding hands.

Life in photos

I could not find the photographers, but i would like to credit them for their work.

If any-one knows them please let me know, thank you.

American Invasions

I watched about 15 minutes of an American  war film and then got bored with it, and then i got to thinking what war or invasion did America win on their own.

EDIT :- I mean a war on foreign ground / abroad.

My conclusion and findings are , none.     

Unless you know different.

And i’m sure this post will have some very interesting comments.

Woman’s Hormone Guide

Please click  on the photo to enlarge  it so that you are able to read it.

Men, this is a guide just for you, to help you keep on the right side of your wife.

Retirement Questions And Answers.

Retirement !!! 

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.